If you can give it away, why can’t you sell it???

OK I’m sure you heard all about the oldest profession known to man, thats right, prostitution!  The mere mention of the word makes some people cringe while at the same time getting a rise out of others.  Now I am an open minded person and don’t judge anyone.  I live a pertty different lifestyle that works for me so I am cool with it.  I never wanted to be the typical go to work, come home to the wife and 2.3 kids and eat meatloaf every Tuesday.  I prefer to travel the world, see different cultures, experience all kinds of things, look at those monuments you see in books in person, and when I get a chance, bed down some hot exotic women. 

Most of the time when I’m in Central or South America getting next to hot women isn’t a problem.  After a nice meal or some time at a bar they are usually looking to hook up with some fun natured Foreigner such as myself.  Sometimes they may ask for some money to help their family situation, sometimes they don’t, either way I am ok with it.  Prostituion is legal in many parts of the world and not looked upon as a bad thing.  If a woman needs some extra cash to pay the bills she can always spruce herself up and go out and make the aquaintance of some guy looking for a good time, they come to an agreement and everyone is happy.  I do not see this as a crime if both are consenting adults.  Many women in those Latin Amerian countries will hold down other jobs such as Office Workers or even be employed in such professional positions as Dentists or Psychologist’s, but in todays economy they may come up short at the end of the month and have to resort to Plan B, selling their ass! 

A friend of mine always said you end up paying for it one way or the other.  What he meant by that was by time you get a girl in bed, you have already taken her out on several dates to movies, dinners, etc.  Chances are you bought her a gift for Valentine’s Day or her birthday, and of course when the holidays roll around you have to really impress her with something nice.  So you may have not paid anything upfront, but if you add all of those expenses up and look at the bottom line you will see you could’ve financed your company’s Operation Feed campaign.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m into long lasting and meaningful relationships too, but sometimes you’re not in the mood or position for all of that and you’re looking for more of a short term rental if you catch my drift.

I’ve always wondered, if you can give it away for free then why is it a problem with selling it? Is it the moral question or just because Uncle Sam can’t get a piece of the action?  If it is the latter then we should adopt the same policy that has been in play in Holland for years.  Not only is prostitution legal there it is a mainstay in the local and national economy.  The girls are required to have health inspections and they work in a clean save environment and have union like protection with their wages.  So much money is made from the sex industry there that the entire country has free health care and no one pays any federal taxes.  Face it, we are never going to get rid of prostitution so we may as well regulate it and make some cash from it so law enforcement can concentrate on other things such as that house getting invaded or some old lady getting robbed and beaten senseless after she cashes her dwindling social security check.

I’m not saying everyone should just go out looking for Crackheads so they can get a blowjob for 10 bucks.  If that is your thing then good luck with that.  I prefer to get with women who look and smell nice, have a decent head on their shoulders, and if they can’t speak English I do not hold that against them, sometimes that is half of the fun.  I’ve been in a good number of bars or clubs while in other countries and have had the best time communicating with women who can barely speak my language.  My Espanol is not the best but I know enough to get by.  Some times those girls have more interesting things to say than those who do speak my language, and also take better pride in their appearance!  When I say they look good trust me I’m telling you the God’s honest truth.  They are looking like what a woman is supposed to and you can’t help but be attracted to them.  Their motivation to look nice may be for capitalistic interests but who cares, nothing like seeing a sexy woman looking good as she gets comfortable beside you and her scent starts doing wonders to your nasal cavity.

All I’m saying is just because you aren’t into something, don’t go hating on someone who does what they want, when they want, with who they want, for how much they want.  If it doesn’t affect your income tax statement or impose on your personal space then live your life and let others live theirs.

Jack Armstrong can be found working at www.nsanephotography.com

It Doesn’t Get Better with Age Lady…

I was sitting in one of my favorite Chinese restaurants the other day, ordered my favorite dish, sweet and sour chicken on steamed rice, wonton soup, and an egg roll, and then sat back and started checking out a local independent newspaper.  It was a day off for me so I was about to go see an independent film at one of the art house theaters (I’m not just about babes and blowjobs, I do like the arts and get into a wide variety of cinematic entertainment from foreign films to the blockbuster summer releases).  There were two ladies seated in the next both, both looked to be mid 50’s, caucasion, and one of them looked like she would’ve been pretty hot twenty years ago, even had a nice rack on her.  The better looking of the two was clearly upset and was talking to the other babe who sort of looked like a female George Carlin with her long gray hair in a pony tail.  Not sure if she was a Grief Counselor or just gave advice but the former Beauty Queen was in tears and was telling her how she couldn’t believe her ex husband was still expecting sex from her whenever he stopped by even though they had broken up because of his cheating.  She was calling him every name in the book and said how he was seeing some girl now who he had met supposedly a week after they broke up.  But then she went on to say how she gave up the pounanny to him anyway because she felt so alone.  Now I’m hiding behind my free paper thinking, “OK he may be an Insensitive Cheater but you are the dumbass who still gives him some loving when he wants it and you know he has someone else he is involved with, what does that make you?” By the time my food came I was so involved in their conversation I should’ve asked one of them to move over so I could join them! The Beauty Queen was now telling female George Carlin that she could not figure out why her latest boyfriend dumped her without any good reason right before Christmas.  I almost choked when I tried to hold back my laughter, this lady wasn’t too smart.  She said the sex was good (she even gave him some on their first date) and they always had a nice time together when they did things, but a couple weeks before Christmas he called her and said it was over.  I almost felt bad when I saw tears coming down her cheeks but I also wanted to tell her; “Look lady you met some guy, gave him the goods and now he is tired of fucking you and doesn’t want to spend any money on you for Christmas!” That is why he dumped you, it’s not Rocket Science, it is what it is! You would think as people got older the dating games would stop, but I guess they don’t, I have enough of my own issues right now to prove it.  It doesn’t get better with age lady!

Jack Armstrong can be found working at www.nsanephotography.com

Pissing Razor Blades ain’t fun….

So is it acceptable to ask a girl for her number when you’re at the Doctor’s office to get treatment for what may be an STD? I was facing this very dilemma just a couple weeks ago but first let me tell you a little about myself and what got me into this very intense situation.

My name is Jack Armstrong and I am the Senior Travel Correspondent for Nsane Productions, an internet based multi media company that specializes in portfolio development for Models in the fashion industry and website content photography. My job is to write about some of the many travels we make here at Nsane, especially those in Central and South America. With that in mind it is safe to say that I get laid with more women in more countries in one year than most Geeks get in ten. I have also had plenty of sexual encounters in Asia, Europe, Mexico, Canada, Puerto Rico and of course the good ole U.S. of A. I’m not trying to brag or sound like “The Pick Up Artist”, I’m a Geek myself, I’m not a Pretty Boy, hell I’m not even in shape anymore, but I do know how to talk to the babes and I have nothing against prostitution, so with those odds in my favor I will get laid one way or the other.

Within the last year my travels have taken me to Quito Ecuador three times, Panama City Panama four times, Rio de Janeiro Brazil twice, Lima Peru once, and of course one of my personal favorites, Las Vegas Nevada a couple of times. When you make this many trips and get with at least two or four babes per stop, your belt notch count can multiply like the federal deficit in no time at all. Like I said before, I am not bragging, this is just the way it is.

I wasn’t always getting this kind of action, I did have a steady girlfriend a year ago but since we broke up I have not been shy when it comes to socializing. I did travel quite a bit when I was with her but I kept the extra curricular activities to an absolute minimum since she was hot and gave me all the hot loving I wanted whenever I wanted. I never had to cheat on her because we had several break ups over the years and when we were apart, I would turn on the Red Light (a little Amsterdam humor for those who know).

I was about to jump in bed early one Saturday morning after being up all night working on some material for an associate website I contribute to. When I went to empty the bladder I felt a burning sensation coming from my dick that not only scared me, but made me yell out loud in pure agony it hurt so bad! I didn’t know what was going on, I was trying to look at Jack Jr. while I was peeing and of course I ended up pissing all over the place. I had drank several Cokes during my all nighter so I was pissing like a Race Horse and I thought hot razor blades were coming out! By the time I finally stopped I was almost in tears and I grabbed a hold of my tool and just held it as the pain seem to get even worse! I was almost too afraid to look at my dick but it was like a car accident on the side of the road, I was drawn to it. I had some swelling around the opening but no blood or puss was dripping out, but it still hurt like hell. I walked with my underwear around my ankles into my bedroom and just fell on the bed, still clutching my package, and just laid there curled up into a fetal position. I was whimpering like a little prison bitch but I didn’t care, I was scared and in pain!

When the pain finally subsided I got up and went back to the bathroom to look at my stuff in the mirror. The swelling was down and it looked normal again but I knew I had to get this looked at by some Professionals. I was also going through my mental spreadsheet of all the babes I had recently had sex with and I knew I hadn’t had unprotected sex in over a year since I was with the girlfriend. I then thought about the Colombian babe who gave me one hell of a good blow job in a Panamanian Massage Parlor without a rubber and also the hotel Maid I fucked in my room while in Lima Peru who did the same. Both of those incidents had been over a month old so I didn’t think those would be relevant, but those were the only babes I could think of that had sexual contact with Jack Jr. (oral not vaginal) in the last couple months.

I called a friend of mine who is a GYN Doctor in Chicago and told her about my situation, she was found it to be a little amusing but told me there was a chance I could’ve caught something, just what I needed to hear. She is the sister of a really close friend of mine so I felt I could share this embarrassing situation with her and I wasn’t even caring if she told anyone. She advised me to hit the Emergency Room but I remembered my Doctor’s office was open on Saturday’s so I got dressed and went right over to get checked out.

Luckily the office was empty so I knew there would be no wait. I stepped up to the desk and I see this really hot girl working there. I had never seen here before and I knew she had to notice me staring at her non stop. I introduced myself and told her I was there for a walk in to see Dr. S. When she asked what the problem was, I panicked when I could think of a pleasant way to say; “My dick is on fire and needs to be checked out!” I then thought to myself, “Would this not be a good time to ask her out?” I told her I was having a burning sensation when I urinated but assured her it couldn’t be an STD since I hadn’t had unprotected sex in over a year. She showed no emotion when she typed in my info and told me to have a seat. I did ask her was she new at this office, she told me she was and smiled at me. She gave me her name when I asked and continued to smile, offering no other conversation. I got the hint and sat my ass down like she told me to do earlier.

A few minutes later I was back in the exam room explaining to my Doctor why I missed my last appointment with her several months ago and also more importantly why I didn’t think I had an STD. She and the Nurse were both impressed (or disgusted) when she asked about my recent sexual encounters. When they asked for a urine sample I almost started to cry. I did have to go again but was trying not to. As I filled up the cup I did my best to muffle my moans of agony but I know someone heard me.  Dr. S. gave me a prescription for some antibiotics and told me to check back in a few days for the lab results and to come back in two weeks later. I was scheduled to make my first trip to the Middle East and Africa during that time so I knew I would most likely miss my appointment the Front Desk Cutie set me up with. I made one last attempt to be sociable with her but the flames from that shoot down were fiercer than the ones coming out of my dick, oh well maybe next time.

This story does have a happy ending (no pun intended), I got results back and I was negative for any type of STD, just had a urinary tract infection. After a couple days the pain from peeing did go away but not before me having to have a cool wet washcloth at the ready standby when I had to pee. I discovered that if I wrapped Jack Jr. in a cool wrap immediately after using the bathroom, it would cut the whimpering like a bitch time in half. I checked the office to see if the cute girl was in there and was prepared to show her my negative test results but have yet to see her.

I did learn my lesson though, if you are going to fornicate as much as I do in foreign countries, cover up that Tally Wacker like you are about to walk around the Artic Circle. I know that may not have been the cause of me getting an infection but after considerable research on urinary tract infections two of the leading causes are dirty asses and a lot of fucking. OK Wikipedia didn’t phrase it like that but you get my drift. I always make sure my apartment and ass region is clean since you never know when you may get lucky and get someone back to your place to give you some oral pleasures, so I’m cool in that department. Now I do tend to get my share of loving from the Honeys so I’m guessing one of those Professionals could’ve been a “Carrier” of something and passed it on to me, like the case when I contracted Scarlet Fever while in Japan, I don’t recall kissing on someone who was sick but someone sure as hell gave it to me. I’ll still have some fun on my travels but I will definitely be a little more selective of who gets to meet up with Jack Jr.

Jack Armstrong can be found contributing travel articles to his pages on Nsane Photography at;
www.nsanephotography.com

Look for Jack to appear on his own site in the new year, updates can be found on the Nsane Photography site.